Super High School Level Poetic Rockstar

superhero-geek21:

mvgl:

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)

Relevant 

thedearhuntress:

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

STOP

thedearhuntress:

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

STOP

cara-phernelia:

"I got the answer right but then I changed it" -an autobiography

patricksdiehard:


this makes me laugh so hard 

patricksdiehard:

this makes me laugh so hard 

uppercased:

no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”

bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody

littlefreeman:

Fact: 17% of all shark attacks are actually hedgehogs pretending to be said sharks.

supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

blurrys:

chill hazel grace its a metaphor

iverbz:

eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

yall literally have the lowest standards in the history of the universe and there are animals that accept urine as a mating gift

thanks for the idea

liamdryden:

This is… oddly uplifting?

liamdryden:

This is… oddly uplifting?

shaxaphone:

your honor, my client is innocent. like, come on. for real. come on, your honor. seriously dude

themexicanpirate:

fratboybucky:

adorably dorky men with strong jawlines and gay tendencies are my one weakness

you just described Mark Hoppus

Actual conversation at a party last night
Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you