My new baby. ^_^
Hulk Smash CLYW Chief!
(Oh, yeah! Never told you guys! By the way, I love to yoyo as a hobby!)
meeting celebrities is an interesting thing because some people spend their life savings to get one photo and hug with their idol while others find them in like the cereal aisle at the grocery store
I expect nothing less
there’s someone between the eggs tho
Hulk hogan just cut in front of me at the security check point I’m gonna fight him
Don’t fight Hulk. Do not fight Hulk Hogan.
I’m gonna fight Hulk Hogan
i’m not saying Obama is Hannah Montana….but have you ever seen the two of them in the same room together…
I cannot get over this tweet
i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face
yeah ur secrets safe with me
I wasn’t listening in the first place
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story
omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green
how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid
aisha tyler slays
calm down white guilt.
Got that ass!
It’s a tragedy wish a aisha tyler isn’t more famous
"can we have pizza?"
"yeah sure just get it out the freezer"
Should have got an Oscar