Super High School Level Poetic Rockstar

spoooky-punk:

I FOUND A KIM POSSIBLE DOLL AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO REACT

Is anyone going to that Oivia Jean show on Halloween at Third Man Records?

Message me if you are!!!

majorvirgin:

LOOK AT WHAT THEY FUCKING DID TO BOB THE BUILDER

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I AM FUMNG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 

SMUG ASS STEPDAD LOOKING ASS LITTLE SHIT 

shouldnt:

Different maturity levels masterpost

tomahok:

roblawmusik:

restaurant: sorry we stop serving at 8

me: honey i never stop serving

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bye

tickatocka:

i aspire to be one of those people who are known for always smelling good and treating people kindly

crime investigation show

qtbot:

hacker: im booting up the computer
detective: in ENGLISH god damn it !

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

thereaintnorestforthefandoms:

pancakereport:

CAUSE IT’S NINE IN THE AFTERNOON


This is itThis is the post that made me lose my sanity

thereaintnorestforthefandoms:

pancakereport:

CAUSE IT’S NINE IN THE AFTERNOON

This is it

This is the post that made me lose my sanity

starry-eyed-wallflower:

So my friend texted me instead of his mom by accident…

starry-eyed-wallflower:

So my friend texted me instead of his mom by accident…

baerials:

This is the BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

vaporeowned:

boy: Its like we finish each others sentences

girl: .

perks-of-being-chinese:

"what do you plan on being when you’re older?"

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