"I got the answer right but then I changed it" -an autobiography
this makes me laugh so hard
no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”
bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody
Fact: 17% of all shark attacks are actually hedgehogs pretending to be said sharks.
do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking
chill hazel grace its a metaphor
an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair
yall literally have the lowest standards in the history of the universe and there are animals that accept urine as a mating gift
thanks for the idea
This is… oddly uplifting?
your honor, my client is innocent. like, come on. for real. come on, your honor. seriously dude
adorably dorky men with strong jawlines and gay tendencies are my one weakness
you just described Mark Hoppus