it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars
That’s a reference to The Great Divorce by C.S. Lewis!
All the characters in the novel rode a bus from Hell to Heaven!
the math books warned us about you
You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…
Kuzco is the biggest bitch in the house. always
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
Fun fact: the human body contains enough bones to make an entire skeleton.
Also the equator is long enough that it’ll wrap around the world exactly once.
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This kitty accidentally stepped on a bee
i feel really badly but I just cannot stop laughing
Print it. Fuck it.
am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused
i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark