tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

bexhere:

honestlysam:

watch me get 0 questions

Please, bored and hyper! :0

nightlifemingus:

• are dinosaurs sick as hell? yea
• were you there? yea
• did u see the dinos? yea
• was it sick as hell? oh yea

dominicsellie:

flyaway-freedom-heart:

h0bbitberry:

simonwang:

Twilight in two seconds

This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog. 

I have been waiting for this gif

Jacob x Shirt are my favorite kismesis couple

rachelicot:

it took me a second and then

mckartney:

mckartney:

why did keith richards cross the road?

to snort cocaine off his fathers ashes 

bombliate:

official-honeybooboo:

bombliate:

dave-vriska:

bombliate:

[JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing

[DEFENDANT VOICE] no

[JUDGE VOICE] i don’t believe u

[WITNESS VOICE] he did the thing

[JUDGE VOICE] ooooooh i knew it

The new Hangover Part III poster is awfully familiar.

dyke-nukem:

If you don’t love Led Zeppelin, you’re wrong.

whorville:

sundaym0anin:

longlivesherlock:

whorville:

whorville:

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

The C

I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS

Is this because when you turn the C clockwise and fill it up with water t would hold the most I’m so confused

IT’S BECAUSE C SOUNDS LIKE SEA

egberts:

egberts:

put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun

apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it’ll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this

airagorn:

dumb story because i think i’m funny

we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered

‘hot wheels’

thefrogman:

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Wiener [website]

[h/t: bluedogeyes]

peaceroxi:

nobpm:

Daft Punk - Horizon (Japan Bonus Track)

oh shit i’m crying

this is gorgeous, wow

liberalsarecool:

The GOP hates students, loves their debt payments.

Fuck party politics. It’s just endless hate. Stick to your beliefs.