Super High School Level Poetic Rockstar

jonesdavid813:

cyanblur:

cyanblur:

what do you call this color gradient?

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black to the fuchsia

oh my god

hermoines:

it is sep 1st so basically happy halloween

sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

lieutenantstilinski:

edenidoigo:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

One time during class my drama/english teacher, who’s a devout vegan and all about not killing animals, accidentally stepped on a ladybug. He froze up and slowly cradles it in his hand and he was so heartbroken and started quoting Hamlet.

I didn’t have the heart to tell him that it was a red m&m.

I can’t breathe

spectredeflector:

roboboners:

euo:

xiwx:

euo:

Where’s that pic of the human and the like llama human and the human is feeding the llama human and he’s like “I owe you my life” and it’s in like Microsoft paint I really need it please

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THANK YOU

i’ve eaten that meme

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playthesims:

aww
fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope


Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

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Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

antoniocesaros:

germany trumpet

antoniocesaros:

germany trumpet

xxxyoloswagxxx:

This was a picture taken by NASA’s Curiosity rover shortly before NASA lost contact with the robot.If you look closely inside the red outline that i drew you can see what appears to be a skull holding a trumpet. This is conclusive proof that there is “life” on Mars.NASA and the USA’s government don’t want us to know about this, so they’ve edited the alien out of the official photograph. Please reblog this to raise awareness that we truly are not alone.

xxxyoloswagxxx:

This was a picture taken by NASA’s Curiosity rover shortly before NASA lost contact with the robot.

If you look closely inside the red outline that i drew you can see what appears to be a skull holding a trumpet. This is conclusive proof that there is “life” on Mars.
NASA and the USA’s government don’t want us to know about this, so they’ve edited the alien out of the official photograph. Please reblog this to raise awareness that we truly are not alone.

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greattiger:

FUCK THIS POST THIS IS THE REASON THE PLANET EARTH IS HORRIBLE

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