- are dinosaurs sick as hell? yea
- were you there? yea
- did u see the dinos? yea
- was it sick as hell? oh yea
Twilight in two seconds
This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog.
I have been waiting for this gif
Jacob x Shirt are my favorite kismesis couple
it took me a second and then
[JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing
[DEFENDANT VOICE] no
[JUDGE VOICE] i don’t believe u
[WITNESS VOICE] he did the thing
[JUDGE VOICE] ooooooh i knew it
If you don’t love Led Zeppelin, you’re wrong.
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS
Is this because when you turn the C clockwise and fill it up with water t would hold the most I’m so confused
IT’S BECAUSE C SOUNDS LIKE SEA
put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun
apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it’ll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
The GOP hates students, loves their debt payments.
Fuck party politics. It’s just endless hate. Stick to your beliefs.